-revive:
you know you aren’t cute when no one flirts with you on tumblr
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whimsicdoctor13:
algrenion:
chel-the-fabulous-asstec:
lalondes:
kevinprices:
lalondes:
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods
did you just make an egg pun
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